Incarnations Of Religious Villainy

From All Things to All People by Kyle E. Moore:

Throughout the course of this campaign, Obama has been a Muslim Manchurian candidate, a racist Christian of the black liberation theology variety, a Godless Communist, and now an apostate, guilty of renouncing the Islamic faith; a crime more serious according to Islamic law than murder.

To achieve so many differing incarnations of religious villainy is truly a feat to be admired. To be without God, to worship the wrong God, to worship the right God for the wrong reasons, and then renounce the wrong God for the right God all at once is an exhibition of theological acrobatics that should not be tried at home, kids.