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Glenn Beck on Che Guevara:

"This is a history of a failure" is how he himself described his efforts in the Congo. He was killed in Bolivia, trying to fire up another failure of a war. Earlier, he even managed to drop his gun and shoot himself in the face.

But more important than his incompetence is the fact that the man was a mass killer. Hundreds were reportedly executed on his watch, and that doesn't include the deaths incurred in the wars he was constantly trying to start. He described his maniacal lust for war in his writings, saying he savored "the acrid smell of gunpowder and blood of the enemy's death." How this guy is a hero to the anti-war crowd is truly perplexing.

Cue David Bowie.

Paul Thoreau on George W. Bush:

"This is a history of a failure" is how everyone but himself describes his efforts in Iraq, and damn near everywhere else. He wasn’t killed in Crawford or Washington, trying to fire up another failure of a war. Earlier, his Vice President even managed to not drop his gun, yet shoot his friend in the face.

But more important than his incompetence is the fact that the man was a mass killer. Hundreds were reportedly executed on his watch, and that doesn't include the deaths incurred in the wars he was constantly trying to start. He described his maniacal lust for war in his speeches, saying "Afghanistan is the most daring and ambition mission in the history of NATO." and “Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency. It is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever.” and “You know, the enemy hit us, and they said, oh, this great country is going to wilt. They're not great, they're weak. I like to needle them by saying, they must have been watching too much daytime TV.” How this guy is a hero to the war crowd is truly perplexing.

Now, where can I buy a Dubya t-shirt so I can infiltrate some right-wing terrorist group?

George W. Bush quotes found at DubyaSpeak.com.