Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

iDamnthings

Donald Trump is taking on Apple. He recently has criticized the fact that one of their most popular products is not made in America. Trump is quoted as saying "I was made in America and look at how great I am."

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump warned that he would force Apple, the U.S.'s most profitable company, to manufacture all of its products in the U.S. if he is elected president in November 2016.

Technology blog Gizmodo reports that during a speech at Liberty University in Virginia late Monday, the frontrunner for the GOP ticket said, "We're going to get Apple to build their damn computers and things in this country instead of in other countries."
Tim Cook responded to Trump and said "First of all, we all know that Trump was not made in America. The evidence clearly shows that he is from outer space. Secondly, because so many Americans graduate from Liberty University we simply cannot find the talent to produce the iDamnthing in the United States. Faith and prayer doesn't do a damn thing when you're trying to make an iDamnthing."

The iDamnthing is one of the most popular products that Apple has ever produced. It is the only product that successfully removes the "damned spot." The "damned spot" had baffled scientists and engineers ever since Shakespearian times, until Steve Wozniak built the first working iDamnthing in the garage of some friend of his. Many of the unsuccessful prototypes built by Wozniak have ended up in unusual places. For example, the very first was bought by Donald Trump. He paid one billion dollars for the very first iDamnthing and he wears it on the top of his head. Wozniak has said "It actually works, but it was just so damned ugly, we thought no one would buy it." There are many who wish that Trump would activate it. 


Saturday, August 22, 2015

Apple OS X Oddities - Part One

Why can you hide/show and customize the dock but not the top menu bar?

The Next Microsoft

Once upon a time people in the stock world wanted to find the "next Microsoft". Isn't it funny that the "next Microsoft" turned out to be Apple? Isn't it funny that part of the evolution of Apple that led to it being the "next Microsoft" was a company called NeXT Computer?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

It's Alright, Ma (I'm So Holy)

“Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Made everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without looking too far
That not much
Is really sacred.” Bob Dylan

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Mainstream Media Idiots

Mean people suck. Why are there so many mean people in the media? Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, Bill O’Reilly, etc. Add Joe Nocera to the list. I’m sick and tired of mean people making lots of money at other people’s expense! (I'm also sick and tired of Rush Limbaugh trying to pass himself off as an entertainer, and Ann Coulter trying to pass herself off as a comedian, so that they can cry immunity when they are criticized.)

Facts is facts. Or are they? You would think that people in the media would care about the facts. But do they? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Worse is when they become hostile and arrogant simply because of a rumor. And it’s even worse when it is they who have created the rumor. Such is the case with Steve Jobs and his health.

I saw someone on one of the morning shows (probably the Today Show) say that basically Mr. Jobs was lying when he gave an earlier report on his health. The guy is sick and people are treating him as if he has no right to privacy just because he is the CEO of Apple.

It’s not as if Mr. Jobs has his finger on the button like Reagan did when he had Alzheimer’s disease, or Bush (who is a faith-based psychotic moron) does now.

From Steve Jobs Can't Be Trusted, But 'Real Crime' by Board, Nocera Says by Aaron Task:

When Steve Jobs' health became a major issue last summer, the one guy he spoke to was Joe Nocera, business columnist with The New York Times.

Last July, Jobs told Nocera - off the record - about the state of his health and provided a memorable quote: "This is Steve Jobs. You think I'm an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he's above the law, and I think you're a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong."

The thrust of Nocera's piece last summer was that "Apple simply can't be trusted to tell truth about its chief executive."

We can personally attest that Nocera is no slime bucket, and his analysis appears spot-on given Wednesday's revelation that Jobs is taking a leave of absence to deal with his health.

This week's news is inconsistent with what Jobs said on Jan. 5 - that he had a "hormonal imbalance" and "the remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward" - which itself was inconsistent with what he told Nocera in July, the reporter says.

"The most indispensable chief executive in the United States, beloved by customers and investors for his magnificent turnaround of the company he founded - and for the amazing gadgets his company produces - can no longer be trusted on the subject of whether he is healthy enough to continue running the company," Nocera writes in his blog today.
First of all, let me be petty here and say that Steve Jobs Can't Be Trusted, But 'Real Crime' by Board, Nocera Says is one really bad bit of headline writing.

One day you’re alive, the next day you’re dead. One day you’re healthy, the next day you’re sick. Here’s a news flash for both Joe Nocera and Aaron Task: The state of a person's health changes all the time and doctors sometimes misdiagnose! Give Steve Jobs and the rest of us a break!!!

If either Joe Nocera or Aaron Task were battling some mysterious illness would they make their doctors' diagnoses public for everyone to see? I wouldn’t want to do that, for all kinds of reasons. There are a lot of kooks out there.

By the way, Joe Nocera may or may not be a slime bucket. He sure seems like one. And this proves that he is full of bullshit:
There are certain people who simply don’t have the same privacy rights as others, whether they like it or not. Presidents. Celebrities. Sports figures. And, at least in terms of his health, Steve Jobs. His health has become a material fact for Apple shareholders. His vagueness about his health, his dissembling, his constantly changing story line — it is simply not an appropriate way to act when you are the most important person at one of the most high-profile companies in America. On the contrary: it is infuriating.
Presidents, yes. Celebrities and sports figures? What the hell is wrong with this guy?!?!? His cruelness about someone else’s health, his nasty and constantly idiotic opinion — it is simply not an appropriate way to act when you are the least important person at one of the most high-profile news companies in America. On the contrary: it is infuriating. (Wait a minute. Isn’t “on the contrary” simply wrong here? Wouldn’t “on top of that” make more sense and also be better writing?) On top of that: it is infuriating. (There, that’s better.) Steve Jobs could be dying and all Nocera cares about is the price of Apple’s stock. Even if Steve Jobs is being evasive, I don’t blame him. Like I said, there are a lot of kooks out there. I personally wouldn't tell Nocera the truth about anything.

Best wishes to Steve Jobs. I hope that his health improves. It really sucks to have health problems. Give the poor guy a break, as well as his Constitutionally granted right to privacy!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Apple, Gays, Google, And Religion

From Apple gives $100,000 to fight California gay marriage ban by Prince McLean:

Apple has joined Google in publicly opposing California's Proposition 8, a measure intended to ban the rights of gay Californians to legally marry, and has contributed $100,000 to defeat the measure.

Both companies have a history of remaining politically neutral, but have chosen to take sides on this issue because it relates directly to the civil rights and opportunities of their employees.
The No on 8 campaign notes that "Virtually every major paper in California is against Prop 8. The L.A. Times says it is 'a drastic step to strip people of rights.' La Opinión called Prop 8 'an unnecessary initiative.' The San Diego Union Tribune wrote that Prop 8 'offends many Californians' sense of fairness.'"

Apple's $100,000 contribution to the No on 8 campaign is significant because the effort to stop the proposition has been systematically outgunned by out-of-state religious groups, who have poured cash into TV advertisements that threaten dire consequences if gays' right to marry continue in the state. Among other claims, the ads state that if the proposition isn't passed, California schools will force children to study gay marriage.

That claim prompted California Superintendent of Schools Jack O'Connell to announce that the proposition "has nothing to do with schools or kids. Our schools aren't required to teach anything about marriage, and using kids to lie about that is shameful."
A thank you to Irate Weirdos.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Up Is Down

Apple’s computer business is doing extremely well. You might think this is a good thing for Apple. Nope, in the crazy world of business it is a “problem”. Now, if Apple could just figure out a way to sell less computers…