What Kind Of Headline Is This?

Workers plow road to Polanski's Swiss chalet

Shall we all inform the Associated Press of the times we shovel our driveways this winter? I look forward to seeing the headline Paul Thoreau shovels driveway to his modest house many times this winter.

Update:
The people who control these things must like to screw with me. Now the headline reads: Polanski stuck in jail; must pay full $4.5M. This is the second time this has happened to me.

Huh???

From Fla. Teacher Accused Of Wizardry:

A substitute teacher in Pasco County has lost his job after being accused of wizardry.