Seven Days Of Sex

Didn’t God say six days of sex, and then a day of rest?

From Texas pastor to issue 7-day sex challenge by the Associated Press:

The pastor of a megachurch says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days — and he plans to practice what he preaches.

“We’re going to give it a try,” said the Rev. Ed Young, who has four children with his wife of 26 years.

Young, 47, said he believes society promotes promiscuity and he wants to reclaim sex for married couples. Sex should be a nurturing, spiritual act that strengthens marriages, he said.

“God says sex should be between a married man and a woman,” Young said. “I think it’s one of the greatest things you can do for your kids because so goes the marriage, so goes the family.”

So. Have sex. Do it for the kids. And if you’re gay or sleeping around, well screw you, there’s just no way you can have sex for seven days straight. It’s in the Bible someplace, I’m sure.

Isn’t it kind of blasphemous to go for seven days, when God needed to rest after six? By the way, why did someone who is all-powerful need to rest?

Don’t miss the seven days of sex challenge. Why? I’m not sure. Won’t there be another seven days coming along again very soon? It seems to me that you could have sex seven days in a row any time you want to.

There is more that I could say about all of this, but it sort of creeps me out to think about it, and it would creep me out even more to write about it.

What would Jesus do?