Paranormal Restraining Orders

Do you need a paranormal restraining order?

From Paranormal Restraining Orders:

David Letterman

Never be hip-mo-tised by David Letterman again!

Is he sending subliminal messages to you too? Known for his severe mental cruelty and insincere marriage proposals, finally be released from his mental harassment and hammering.

The usual suspects, such as God, Satan, and Death are also to be found at Paranormal Restraining Orders. I can understand fearing the Reaper… but David Letterman?

I’d buy a paranormal restraining order against Christmas, but unfortunately there isn’t one. Heck, I’d even buy lots of them, and give them out as Christmas gifts.