Paranormal Restraining Orders

Do you need a paranormal restraining order?

From Paranormal Restraining Orders:

David Letterman

Never be hip-mo-tised by David Letterman again!

Is he sending subliminal messages to you too? Known for his severe mental cruelty and insincere marriage proposals, finally be released from his mental harassment and hammering.

The usual suspects, such as God, Satan, and Death are also to be found at Paranormal Restraining Orders. I can understand fearing the Reaper… but David Letterman?

I’d buy a paranormal restraining order against Christmas, but unfortunately there isn’t one. Heck, I’d even buy lots of them, and give them out as Christmas gifts.

The City Of Satan

It is hard for me to believe, but John “The Tri-Bomber” McCain and I agree on something. Not long after I wrote: “If there really is a devil, it must be Bush” I found this post on ThinkProgress which tells us that McCain thinks Washington, DC is the “city of Satan.”

George W. Bush Is Secretly Raising Taxes

I haven’t seen anything in the news about this, but it must be true. George W. Bush is raising taxes. How else can one explain the current state of the economy? When 200% of pundits and economists and post office workers say that we are in a recession, we are in a recession, right? At the very least, we know that my hairline is receding. And ever since Saint Reagan came down from the mountain with the wisdom of the “Holy Tax Cut” we have known that the “Holy Tax Cut” provides us with the “Good Economy”. Now we have the “Bad Economy”. You do the math. Satan has spoken to Dubya and he has decided to listen. The terrorists have won.