Is Donald Trump Greater Than Chuck Norris?

NEWSFLASH- Donald Trump strangles and eats a puppy in Church and gains more voters:

Donald Trump is greater than, well, everything it seems. He is even greater than our own morality! He is even greater than America!

Would I be wrong in even saying he thinks he is greater than Jesus, Mary, Joseph, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, the 3 Stooges and Mickie Mouse all rolled into one?

OK, has the big @!$%# of Assholiness finally jumped the political shark? What does it really say about how Don views his supporters when he says he can shoot someone with lots of witnesses around and still not lose one vote?

I mean he already said Iowa voters were dumb for supporting another candidate. We all know that anyone who is not Donald Trump is a loser because they are not Donald. it is simple, Donald Trump is a god, able to create and leap over the highest hyperbole, more powerful than the Blizzard of 2016, able to swim in pure sewage and then coming out clean as a whistle.