Supple Buttocks? My ass!
Rush Limbaugh likes to say “bend over” a lot.
Here is just one example:
What is it with their preoccupation with asses? Is it because that’s what they are?
Imagine…
Supple Buttocks? My ass!
This is fucking retarded
Damn atheists!
From The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he couldn't find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain (a parody of Moses) received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards". The FSM's commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths, worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick): A. Ending poverty B. Curing diseases C. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable. I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
Republican oversight is an oxymoron.
Should we trust the Republican party when they talk of change?
In Charlie Gibson's War, Todd Gitlin gives us his impression of the Charlie Gibson interview of Sarah Palin:
Gibson: "You've advertised yourselves as the party of change. What would you change in the Bush economic plan?" As she rolled into her preprogrammed cant, drifting away from his question, he had to keep pressing her. Here's what she came up with at last: 1. Reduce taxes. 2. Control spending. 3. Oversight. Now, oversight is only partly an executive prerogative, though it's awfully important. The question she skirted (but so did Gibson) was, why have eight years of Republican rule seen such an abdication of oversight? Where does she intend to find honest regulators when her party--the traditional font of executive appointments--specializes in cronies and other interested parties who buy their way into the ostensible headquarters of regulation? Where was her party when it elevated the likes of Brownie--remember him, the horse association leader who ran FEMA into the ground? Did she call for oversight when she was a mayor or governor?
From McCain Defends Palin's Fitness as Some Alaskans Question It by Tony Hopfinger and Ken Fireman:
To Senator John McCain, his running mate, Sarah Palin, is a "soul mate" who will help him battle corruption in Washington.Read more here.
People in the Alaska governor's home state -- including a supporter of her last run for office, a former staffer and some residents of her home town -- are less certain of her credentials to be vice president.
“She's a reformer,” said Republican presidential candidate McCain, who is set to accept the nomination at the Republican National Convention, which begins today in St. Paul, Minnesota.
“I have watched her for many years,” McCain said yesterday on Fox News Sunday. “I've seen her take on her own party. This is a person that will help me reform Washington.”
Still, a growing chorus of Alaskans expressed reservations.
“She's not qualified, she doesn't have the judgment, to be next in line to the president of the United States,” Larry Persily, who until June worked in the governor's Washington office as a congressional liaison, said in a phone interview.
A supporter of Palin's campaign for governor, Jim Whitaker, the Republican mayor of Fairbanks, also questioned Palin's readiness to serve as vice president.
From Wall Street Journal blasts John McCain by Jack Cafferty:
When you graduate 894th out of a class of 899, eventually it will show up.Read the rest here.
And John McCain’s mediocre performance at the Naval Academy is showing up big time this week in his total lack of understanding of the nation’s financial crisis.
He told us he didn’t know much about the economy… now he’s proving it.
So much so that the Wall Street Journal, perhaps America’s leading financial publication, is blasting McCain over what its editorial board sees as inaccurate and, “unpresidential” comments about the crisis in America’s financial system.
If you’re a Republican running for president of the United States and the Wall Street Journal basically says you’re an incompetent buffoon, you’re in serious trouble.
From WWII bombing range has people up in arms by Travis Reed:
When residents of several neighborhoods near Orlando International Airport go to bed, they wonder what most homeowners don't: Is there a bomb under my house?Read the rest here.
They recently learned that their 8-year-old developments were built on a World War II bombing range that wasn't thoroughly cleared. Now they're scared for their lives and investments and angry with developers and local government officials who residents claim shouldn't have allowed the homes to be built in the first place.
There are hundreds of former bombing and artillery training ranges across the United States, but few have 2,000 homes sitting on top of them.
Wasn’t what the government did concerning Bear Stearns supposed to stop the imminent collapse of the financial empire? For too long now the fear card has been played. “They” told us that if the government didn’t step in and throw some money around the house of cards would fall. And it will trickle down and effect YOU. Why can't the government come up with a better motivator than fear? Time and time again the government has stepped in and thrown unprecedented amounts of money around, and the house of cards is still falling down. Couldn’t they have saved a lot of money by simply doing nothing? I personally don’t care if all the investment banks fail. They don’t have any of my money. I don’t have enough to put any there. They cater to the rich and powerful. Let the rich and powerful deal with this mess. Leave the average American taxpayer out of it.
From Looks Like I Spoke Too Soon by Jeffrey Stingerstein:
No sooner does the federal government show some sensibility by not bailing out a failing company, then it shows its stupidity once again by bailing out yet another company. What the hell is wrong with our government? One bailout after another using tax payer money and it isn’t getting us anything. Is it getting us a sound economy? No! It’s getting us a delayed crash. All these bailouts are leading to one thing, more irresponsible and risky behavior by already imprudent businessmen. First these guys get tax cuts, now they get bailouts. Why not just hand them the US Treasury Department and say, “Hey, take whatever you need. We’ll just borrow more from our enemies over in China.” This is getting utterly ridiculous and I can’t imagine how this could possible be doing anything good for our economy in the long run. What a lesson to learn! You fail, we bail you out!
A few interesting personal observations on The Republican National Convention from Zombie Robot Frosting.
From Protesting the Republicans by William Hessian:
The Republican National Convention (RNC) came to my state, and thought that we were just going to sit back and let that happen. Nope. We were going to make signs, march, yell things and protest. So we did, and I did.
The nights before the convention I created my McBush outfit. Claws, two headed Bush McCain devil heads.
We chanted "stop using fear!" when we passed groups of police holding weapons. Most of them were behind fences, holding tear gas bazookas or batons. The cops were everywhere. I saw hundreds of them, most in full riot gear. The protest was extremely well organized and quite peaceful. The four hours I spent protesting I did not see any damage of property or violence of any kind. Apparently the Anarchists after we went home did some damage and arrests were made. Too bad they made it out to be worse than it was on the news. Only a handful of young kids did any damage, the rest of the 20 thousand protesters did it in a very organized manner.Read (and see) more here.
From Cheney Unchained by Juliet Lapidos:
It's often said on late-night TV that given Dick Cheney's cardiovascular problems, George W. Bush is just a heartbeat away from the presidency. In his new book, Angler, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Barton Gellman suggests that this joke contains more than just a grain of truth. By immersing himself in details about national security and numerous other hot-button issues that the president was too lazy or too incurious to study, Cheney often managed to position himself as the real "decider."Read the rest here.
For those of you who are too lazy or too incurious to read Gellman's lengthy exposé, Slate has put together a breezy executive summary. Grab a copy of Angler from the nearest bookstore and skim along.
From Risk is gone on Wall Street by David Weidner:
Dick Fuld, the soon-to-be former chairman and chief executive of Lehman, and Jimmy Cayne, the former CEO of Bear Stearns, tried to outdo each other with compensation.Read more here.
The "hard-charging" Fuld took home about $45 million last year. But that was OK because he was a lifer at the firm who had helped rebuild it a couple of times when it neared collapse. No one ever thought that maybe the executive people liked to call the gorilla was one of the reasons the firm kept running into trouble.
Cayne's net worth soared to $1 billion at the end of 2006, but we're supposed to feel sorry for him because he lost a fortune in the collapse and has to live in a $26 million apartment in the Plaza Hotel.
The employees of these firms aren't much better. They can't figure out why the market has lost confidence in their eggshell companies built on mountains of combustible derivatives. They scowl at journalists, pay coffee vendors not to serve reporters who make a fraction of what brokers do. They blame the media for their woes, not their banking counterparts who have cold feet.
Wall Street tells investors to buy and hold and then goes on a bank run against two of its own.
Jim Downey tells the tale of a man who has way too much money and power, given that he is totally bankrupt of any inkling of humanity and intelligence.
I recommend taking the time to watch the video.
"Government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan was right. He just said those words twenty seven years too soon. He was wrong about the meaning of those words, however. He meant that government regulation was a bad thing. How wrong can you be? Thanks to him, government is not providing solutions, and it is the problem because it is not doing any oversight at all. So we are left with the financial mess we now find ourselves in because there’s no one left to mind the store, except the thieves.
I have a newfound respect for Reagan. He was able to look into the future and see the absolute mess of the government that is the Bush Administration.
From Seven Deadly Sins of Deregulation -- and Three Necessary Reforms by Robert Kuttner:
The current carnage on Wall Street, with dire spillover effects on Main Street, is the result of a failed ideology -- the idea that financial markets could regulate themselves. Serial deregulation fed on itself. Deliberate repeal of regulations became entangled with failure to carry out laws still on the books. Corruption mingled with simple incompetence. And though the ideology was largely Republican, it was abetted by Wall Street Democrats.Read the rest here.
Why regulate? As we have seen ever since the sub-prime market blew up in the summer of 2007, government cannot stand by when a financial crash threatens to turn into a general depression -- even a government like the Bush administration that fervently believes in free markets. But if government must act to contain wider damage when large banks fail, then it is obliged to act to prevent damage from occurring in the first place. Otherwise, the result is what economists term "moral hazard"-- an invitation to take excessive risks.
Should we even be listening to Carly Fiorina? Should we be taking her seriously? If you owned stock in AT&T and/or Lucent Technologies you probably can guess where this post is going to go. If you were a stockholder in these companies, let me ask you question. How fond are you of Carly Fiorina?
From McCain adviser Fiorina: Palin not ready to run a corporation:
Carly Fiorina, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO turned top John McCain aide, said she doesn't think Sarah Palin is qualified to run a major corporation. For that matter, Fiorina said, McCain, Obama and Biden aren't capable of that kind of job either.What a difference a few years make. Do you remember the CEO president?
The Republican presidential candidate has been trying to portray himself as someone who can fix the country's economic woes. But that is a far different task than running a Fortune 500 corporation, Fiorina told MSNBC Tuesday.
Democratic candidate Barack Obama's camp immediately circulated copies of her words -- which didn't exactly paint their candidate in a soft light, either.
"Well, I don't think John McCain could run a major corporation, I don't think Barack Obama could run a major corporation, I don't think Joe Biden could run a major corporation," Fiorina said.
"It is a fallacy to suggest that the country is like a company. So, of course, to run a business, you have to have a lifetime of experience in business, but that's not what Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden or Barack Obama are doing."
Fiorina was president of Hewlett-Packard until her high-profile ousting in 2006 after the company's unfavorable performance.She was also behind the rousing success of Lucent Technologies. Remember them?
Her firing netted Fiorina a severance package of more than $21 million and helped fuel the publication last year of her best-selling memoir, "Tough Choices."
It seems to me that the big political machinery is grooming Sarah Palin to be the next Dick Cheney. After all, vice presidents are above the law, and never need to be held accountable.
What are they trying to hide?
From Palin allies sue to halt trooper probe:
Allies of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin stepped up attacks on state lawmakers investigating the firing of her public service commissioner Tuesday, calling it a "McCarthyistic" inquisition and asking judges to block the probe.She was for it, before she was against it.
Palin originally pledged to cooperate with the investigation that the Alaska Legislative Council commissioned in July. But since becoming Sen. John McCain's running mate, campaign spokesmen have lashed out at the probe as "tainted" and "partisan," and fought to get the state Personnel Board to launch its own probe."McCarthyistic" must be a joke. Right? They can’t be serious. One little investigation is not "McCarthyistic." This is an insult to all those who actually were black listed by McCarthyism.
Presidential candidates usually have to wait until they're elected to start obstructing investigations into their own wrong-doing. But ready on day one as he is, John McCain and Sarah Palin are getting a jump on this front too. I'm not sure I've ever seen an instance of a president, let alone a presidential candidate, quite this nakedly doing everything in his power to shutdown an investigation. And look closely -- Palin herself has at this point entirely turned the obstruction over to the McCain campaign. They're even the ones who make the announcements. (I won't get into the battery of lawyers plumbers up in Alaska getting all the small fry to clam up and digging up dirt on all Palin's accusers.)Read the rest here.
Meanwhile, the claim that the Obama camp has 'tainted' the trooper-gate investigation is truly risible. This investigation was well underway and already looking bad for Palin and her husband well before John McCain picked her as his running mate.
I thought that the candidates' children were supposed to be off limits. But what if you’ve got a book to promote?
From Meghan McCain: Sarah Palin is 'really chill'
Larry King talked with Meghan McCain the daughter of the Republican presidential candidate about her new book, "My Dad, John McCain." She also writes about her experiences on the campaign trail for the Web site, McCainBloggette.com.
King: Were you surprised of his selection for vice president?
McCain: I think to a degree everyone was surprised because [Sarah Palin] was an unknown. But I'm very, very pleased with it. I love her. I'm really excited about it.
King: What do you like about her?
McCain: First of all, she's really chill. She's really nice, really friendly. She's really up on pop culture, which I always respect. She's very smart. She doesn't act entitled, which unfortunately sometimes you get with some politicians. She's just like your average girl, like just a mom. But she's very, very shrewd, very smart. I've heard her talking about issues.
When praying isn’t enough for your god, try acquiring a few nukes to appease and glorify him. He'll love it.
From CIA: Bin Laden doesn't oversee day-to-day al Qaeda operations:
Osama bin Laden is no longer believed to be the head of al Qaeda's day-to-day operations, but the United States' capturing or killing him would still have a powerful effect on the organization, CIA Director Michael Hayden said Tuesday.
"Bin Laden said repeatedly that he considers acquisition of nuclear weapons a religious duty, and we know that al Qaeda remains determined to attack our country in ways that inflict maximum death and destruction," he said.
Alan M. Dershowitz has written Indictments Are Not The Best Revenge. It appears in the Wall Street Journal. Reading it most definitely caused my blood pressure to rise considerably.
Let’s start with the title Dershowitz chose. Right away he exhibits his bias. Right away he begins to misrepresent reality. Many people want investigations and many people want impeachment (a form of investigation). And yes, some want indictments. This is called justice. You would think that Mr. Dershowitz, a lawyer and a professor of law at Harvard, would know these things. His title implies that indictments are a bad thing, and by inference that justice is a bad thing. Indictments are simply a part of the judicial process. They help us find out if a person committed a crime. A lawyer such as Mr. Dershowitz should know that they have nothing to do with revenge. At least not in the way that they are supposed to be used. Do you use indictments for revenge, Mr. Dershowitz? Is that why you think of them in that way? Indictments Are Not The Best Revenge. This implies that revenge has some sort of way of being classified on a scale from bad to good. Revenge is always bad. It is never good. It is never best.
Shall I move beyond the title to what he actually wrote?
But during a recent campaign rally Mr. Biden gave a wrong-headed, if well-intentioned, answer when asked whether he would "pursue the violations that have been made against our Constitution by the present administration?" This is how he responded: "We will not be stopped from pursuing any criminal offense that's occurred."Dershowitz calls Biden’s answer “wrong-headed.” How can Biden’s answer possibly be called wrong-headed? It sounds perfectly right-headed to me. As in, this is the right thing to be doing. Not to Mr. Dershowitz, however. If you can believe it, here is the Dershowitz reason for why we should not pursue justice:
After praising Democratically controlled congressional committees for investigating these matters -- "collecting data, subpoenaing records . . . building a file" -- Mr. Biden continued: "If there has been a basis upon which you can pursue someone for a criminal violation, they will be pursued -- not out of vengeance, not out of retribution, [but] out of the need to preserve the notion that no one, no attorney general, no president -- no one is above the law."
But there is a countervailing principle at play here that is equally important -- namely that the results of an election should not determine who is to be prosecuted. These principles inevitably clash when the winners of a presidential election investigate and prosecute the losers, even if the winners honestly believe that the losers committed "genuine crimes" rather than having pursued merely "bad policies."Does that sound totally idiotic to you? It does to me. He says that elections “should not determine who is to be prosecuted.” Yes, that’s true, and it is something that I agree with. That’s the job of the judicial system. Dershowitz then makes a strange jump in logic that makes my head spin. Because an election should not determine who is to be prosecuted, no one should determine who is to be prosecuted. The reason Dershowitz gives for this is basically that it makes Obama and the Democrats look bad. It appears to be “bad form” (as the British would say) or something.
The real question is whether investigating one's political opponents poses too great a risk of criminalizing policy differences -- especially when these differences are highly emotional and contentious, as they are with regard to Iraq, terrorism and the like. The fear of being criminally prosecuted by one's political adversaries has a chilling effect on creative policy making and implementation.Bush knows this, Bush did this, and it is one reason that Bush should be prosecuted. Bush and Cheney function by intimidation. I’d welcome some of that “chilling effect.” Directed at Bush and Cheney for once, and not toward the Democrats as Alberto Gonzales so frequently did. If Bush and Cheney feared being criminally prosecuted by their political adversaries we would not be in Iraq right now.
A politically appointed prosecutor, imbued with partisan zeal, could find technical violations of the criminal law in some of the envelope-pushing policies of virtually every administration.Exactly right! Go for it! Perhaps there is hope for Dershowitz yet. (“Violations of the criminal law” are still violations whether they are found with partisan zeal or not. Are they not?) But, sadly no.
Prosecution should be reserved for the extremely rare situation where the criminal act and mens rea are so apparent to everyone that no reasonable person would suspect partisanship. The best remedy in other cases is to campaign against and defeat those who supported the bad policies.Well of course! Why didn’t I see it before. Dershowitz is saying that justice for a politician should be the same as it is for the black man in the Baltimore projects. Isn’t that what he is saying? Don’t prosecute that black man for dealing drugs, campaign against him, and vote for the other guy. Problem solved. What’s that you say? Doesn’t that mean that a guilty man goes free? Why, yes. But apparently this is no concern for Dershowitz. (Why the hell is he at Harvard?)
That is among the important reasons why I will vote for the Obama-Biden ticket, and that is also why I will try to persuade them, if they win, not to conduct criminal investigations of their defeated opponents.Meanwhile, for what it’s worth, I’ll be persuading them to do the exact opposite. Dershowitz is so very wrong about all of this. It is not about partisanship, it is about justice and the survival of the United States as a democracy.
In the 17th century the Catholic Church didn’t much like Galileo Galilei. It took until 1992 for the Catholic Church to acknowledge that the Earth was not stationary and express regret for how the Galileo affair was handled.
Charles Darwin died in 1882. Creationists still hate him today. Thanks to The Rev. Malcolm Brown perhaps there is some hope that more will see the light of truth and science.
From Cleric: Church owes Darwin an apology:
The Church of England owes Charles Darwin an apology for its hostile 19th-century reaction to the naturalist's theory of evolution, a cleric wrote on an Anglican Web site launched Monday.Read the rest here.
The Rev. Malcolm Brown, who heads the church's public affairs department, issued the statement to mark Darwin's bicentenary and the 150th anniversary of the seminal work "On the Origin of Species," both of which fall next year.
Brown said the Church of England should say it is sorry for misunderstanding him at the time he released his findings and, "by getting our first reaction wrong, encouraging others to misunderstand (Darwin) still."
The Church of England said Brown's statement reflected its position on Darwin but did not constitute an official apology.
The church's stance sets it apart from fundamentalist Christians, who believe evolutionary theory is incompatible with the biblical story of the Earth's creation.