Unfunny And Immature Ex-Presidents

Why did we ever want these guys as our supreme leader?

The National Automobile Dealers Association members who laughed at these two clowns should be ashamed of themselves.

Wolf Blitzer is an ass.

One time we thought we'd outsmarted the crowd. We sent a decoy limousine off in one direction while I snuck out the back entrance. And we rounded the corner -- I'll never forget it -- and I saw one of the ugliest and angriest women I have ever seen in my entire life. Boy, she was really bad. And she charged my car with a sign... and came up right next to the window: "Stay out of my womb!" No problem, buddy (lady?).

I won’t give my opinions on how attractive I think Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton are. Perhaps you can guess. I will say that the world would be a better place if George W. Bush had never been born.

Update:
Instead of ending with “No problem, buddy (lady?)” Bush should have said “Bar, I wish you had told me that sooner.”

"Hillary Clinton broke through the glass floor and got down with the boys"

From Hillary’s Gift to Women by Barbara Ehrenreich:

But did we really need another lesson in the female capacity for ruthless aggression? Any illusions I had about the innate moral superiority of women ended four years ago with Abu Ghraib. Recall that three out of the five prison guards prosecuted for the torture and sexual humiliation of prisoners were women. The prison was directed by a woman, Gen. Janis Karpinski, and the top U.S. intelligence officer in Iraq, who also was responsible for reviewing the status of detainees before their release, was Major Gen. Barbara Fast. Not to mention that the U.S. official ultimately responsible for managing the occupation of Iraq at the time was Condoleezza Rice.

Hillary Clinton smashed the myth of innate female moral superiority in the worst possible way – by demonstrating female moral inferiority. We didn’t really need her racial innuendos and free-floating bellicosity to establish that women aren’t wimps. As a generation of young feminists realizes, the values once thought to be uniquely and genetically female – such as compassion and an aversion to violence – can be found in either sex, and sometimes it’s a man who best upholds them.

Read the rest here.

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