Wesley Pruden Says Bernie Sanders Is Not A Socialist

From the I'm pulling it out of my ass, and just making stuff up category of faux journalism I give you: The Socialist thinks he wants a run at the Merry Prankster:

The good news for the Democrats, looking toward next November, is that they have a back-up candidate if Hillary Clinton goes down. The bad news for the Democrats is that the back-up is Bernie Sanders.

But who is Bernie? What does he believe? Who does he admire? What was he saying back in the day when he had all that hair?

Only ideological bumpkins and urban rustics take Bernie’s description of himself as a Socialist seriously.

Why is the headline The Socialist thinks he wants a run at the Merry Prankster if Bernie Sanders is not a socialist?