You Know You Got It When You're Going Insane

What comes to mind when you think of the phrase "family values"?

Do you think of the moral and ethical principles traditionally upheld and transmitted within a family,such as honesty, loyalty, industry, and faith.

Not me.

I think of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang giving Ted and Mike Cat Scratch Fever...

Before we go on, let's remember that Mike is a Christian minister.

Feel free to sing along, I like to pretend I'm in church when I do (especially the "I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand" part).

Cat Scratch Fever:

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
I went to see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Here is a bonus Ted Nugent family values song. I suggest thinking of Donald "I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her." Trump and his daughter when you belt out the "She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat" line. All together now!

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang:

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean
Especially down in between
What I like

She come to town, she be foolin' around
A puttin' me down as a rock and roll clown
It's all right

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin' my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell, oh baby

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can't be beat
What the hell

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Alright baby, you see what I've got here in my hands
I've got it right in my hands, this is for you, baby
I think I am gonna yank, on a wanton, look out

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin' my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can't be beat
What the hell