Quote Of Note - Homer Simpson

"I'm not a bad guy, I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?" - Homer Simpson

Going Down The Road

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then where does the road paved with bad intentions lead to?

Go To Hell

From In Dante's Footsteps by Alan Abelson:

Every since first reading Dante, we've been dying to visit hell, but while loads of people have told us to go there, no one ever provided reliable directions on how to get to the place.

Girl Kisses Girl And Goes To Fantasy Land

From "Ugh" of the day by Tracy Clark-Flory:

Unless you failed all summer long to turn on the radio, watch television or step foot outside of your apartment, I shouldn't have to explain that a sign displayed outside of Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio, reading, "I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to Hell" is an attack on Katy Perry's infectious single "I Kissed a Girl." (A sampling of the lyrics for cave dwellers: "I kissed a girl and I liked it/ The taste of her cherry ChapStick/ I kissed a girl just to try it/ I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.")

From Today in Fundie Insanity by Jude T:

I wasn't aware that Hell had a work-release program for damned souls to make church signs.

The sign is probably the work of an escaped soul. Sam, Sock, and Ben better get to work.