McCain-The Perfect Candidate For Ignorant Republicans

"It's common knowledge and has been reported in the media that al-Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran, that's well known. And it's unfortunate." Sen. John McCain

"I'm sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al-Qaeda." Sen. McCain, a few moments later, after Sen. Joe Lieberman whispered in his ear

Bush became president, why not McCain? I’m sure that you are familiar with the “dummies” series of books. They ought to make one called Dummy for Dummies, the story of an American president and his people. If McCain becomes president they could keep it in print for another four to eight years.

Read more about McCain in Lieberman Prompts McCain To Correct Al-Qaida/Iran Error.

Let's Waterboard Joe Lieberman Too

Joe Lieberman! Get in line! It’s getting to be a long line. So many “compasionate conservatives” say that waterboarding is like a walk in the park, that I think we should have them all be publicly waterboarded. You know, just for fun, and for some real “reality” TV. After all waterboarding doesn't really hurt anyone.

This is what Joe said after voting against a bill prohibiting waterboarding:

It is not like putting burning coals on people's bodies. The person is in no real danger. The impact is psychological.