Ted Nugent Brags About His Guitar Playing

We blacks: Democrats' modern-day slaves:

Minimal exposure to my killer Detroit guitar playing would immediately reveal why I was voted the No. 1 Guitarist Alltime in Michigan a few years back. No cracker can play like that!

His name is nowhere to be found on Rolling Stone magazines list of 100 Greatest Guitarists. I think that Ted has taken a journey to the center of his mind and never returned.

Ted Nugent Is Off The Rails, Take His Guns Away

We blacks: Democrats' modern-day slaves:

As a large, in charge, Motown black man my bad-self, who honed my Sonic Baptizm, soul-cleansing soulmusic on the greasy rhythm and blues of the musical funk and roll gods James Brown and Chuck Berry et al., and who learned and then perfected the fine art of American defiance from my hero Rosa Parks, I continue to celebrate nonstop all things good and black.

The Democratic Party has preyed on black brothers and sisters for too long. What they have done to black America is arguably a crime against humanity. They have essentially killed the dream of the promised land that brother Martin Luther King spoke about, yet the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus and others still support the Democratic Party. Simply amazing.

Black power begins with recognizing who our real enemies are and who are friends are. The Democratic Party is nothing more than a pack of wolves festooned in shiny, white sheepskin. The Democratic Party has conned us into voting for them for decades, and in every instance, our votes for them have been against our own economic self-interest.

Is Ted Nugent saying that he has been conned into voting for the Democratic Party for decades? Does Ted Nugent thinks he is a black man, and that Obama is white?

According to Ted, if Martin Luther King were able to come back from the dead, he would look around, see a black president and say: "Damn it, they killed my dream."

Longtime NRA Board Member Ted Nugent

I never knew that Ted Nugent has been an NRA board member since 1995! This alone is proof that the NRA is insane.

The Washington Post has published "Ted Nugent digs in amid anti-Semitic accusations — and calls for his NRA ouster" which leads me to think that Ted Nugent wants Ted Nugent removed from the board of the NRA. I don't think that is the reality of the situation.

Ted Nugent digs in amid anti-Semitic accusations — and calls for his NRA ouster:

Gun owners are pressuring the National Rifle Association to boot longtime board member Ted Nugent from the organization’s leadership ranks after the rock star’s social media outburst that depicted prominent American Jews as the men and women “really behind gun control.”

Nugent, an outspoken Second Amendment advocate, posted a photo on Facebook earlier this week calling Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), “Jew York City Mayor Mikey Bloomberg,” former senator Carl Levin (D-Mich.) and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz, among many others, “punks” who would “deny us the basic human right to self defense and to keep and bear arms while many of them have paid hired armed security.”

Amid the backlash, Nugent on Wednesday reposted his 2010 tribute to Aaron Zelman, who founded Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

“My hero, my American BloodBrother and an American Warrior legend, the great Aaron Zelman perfectly represented all free men who refuse to be controlled by others or denied our God given right to keep and bear arms,” he wrote at the time. “We stand repulsed by the ugly soullessness of unarmed helplessness."

Nugent should be submitted to a mental competence test. I'm guessing that it would reveal that he should not be allowed to own any type of weapon at all.

"Our God given right to keep and bear arms" is a mighty strange statement. Ted Nugent thinks that God wrote the 2nd Amendment. The man is clearly nuts.

You Know You Got It When You're Going Insane

What comes to mind when you think of the phrase "family values"?

Do you think of the moral and ethical principles traditionally upheld and transmitted within a family,such as honesty, loyalty, industry, and faith.

Not me.

I think of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang giving Ted and Mike Cat Scratch Fever...

Before we go on, let's remember that Mike is a Christian minister.

Feel free to sing along, I like to pretend I'm in church when I do (especially the "I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand" part).

Cat Scratch Fever:

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
I went to see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Here is a bonus Ted Nugent family values song. I suggest thinking of Donald "I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her." Trump and his daughter when you belt out the "She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat" line. All together now!

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang:

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean
Especially down in between
What I like

She come to town, she be foolin' around
A puttin' me down as a rock and roll clown
It's all right

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin' my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell, oh baby

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can't be beat
What the hell

Wang dang sweet poontang
Wang dang sweet poontang

Alright baby, you see what I've got here in my hands
I've got it right in my hands, this is for you, baby
I think I am gonna yank, on a wanton, look out

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin' my thang, as a rang
A dang, dang, in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
But down on the street, you know she can't be beat
What the hell

A Member Of The Insane Asylum Rants About Insanity

Ted Nugent unloads, let's hope he never reloads.

Top 10 ways Democrats prove their insanity:

Insanity is not pretty. Never is. As we wade daily through the unholy quagmire of insanity as the new norm, those of us dedicated to never give up, never give in, never back down, never surrender this sacred experiment in self-government to the cuckoo’s nest gang all around, we must do all we can on a daily basis to identify the insanity, flush out the insane parties guilty of spreading it and fight harder than ever to stop it cold ASAP.

The insanity is so entrenched and widespread that it is very difficult to get past the ubiquitous perpetrators in order to wake up the apathetic. It is very much like trying to identify dangerous zombies when the dangerous zombies run the government, the media and most of academia.

We must never waste our time trying to fix the insane, for part of the problem with insane people is that they are too insane to recognize insanity.

The list of irrefutable evidence could go on forever in these insane times, and I would be so happy to debate these self-evident truths with anyone, anywhere, anytime – for if you are insane enough to debate me, I would gladly chew down your family tree and spit sawdust in your face just for the entertainment value alone.

Democrats are insane. Bernie Sanders is insane. Hilary Clinton is the goddess of insanity, and the insane people that support these freaks are insanely trying to destroy the last best place and last best hope for freedom.

According to Ted Nugent, only Democrats are insane, there are no insane Republican. Doesn't this prove that good old Ted is insane?

I think Ted needs to find a hobby or something. He needs another source of entertainment other than spitting sawdust in people's faces.

Nugent complains about Nancy Pelosi. He proves her 'insanity' by misquoting her.

1. The Democrats must be terminally insane to allow Nancy Pelosi to squawk, “You don’t have to read the bill; you need to pass it to find out what’s in it. Where in the hell does that work?

What did she really say?


"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." - Nancy Pelosi

Notice that Nugent changed "so that you can find out" to "to find out". Instead of ranting about who is insane, let's rant about who is dishonest.

Let's play word association:

Barack Obama - Insane?

Ted Nugent - Insane?

Finally, I think that Ted Nugent is the last person who should criticize another person using the word "squawk".

Because The World Needs More Guns

Did you know that Ted Nugent sells ammo, handguns, and rifles?

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“Nobody has more absolute fun with guns than my family. Like millions of American families, these utilitarian tools and works of art serve us well in all manner of good, clean, legal, safe fun, recreation and competition. Our American Dream is measured in ballistics.” –Ted Nugent

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For some reason, Ted Nugent thinks that guns are like millions of American families.