Neither Snow, Nor Rain…

From Atheist preparing for the end of days:

A South Florida atheist is reaping the rewards of the coming apocalypse, charging “True Believers” for mail delivery to loved ones who get left behind in the aftermath of the “Day of Reckoning.”

Joshua Witter promises customers that he will suffer the plagues of Armageddon all in the name of a successful post-apocalyptic postal delivery.

“It’s too late for me,” Witter says. But, he adds, “I’ll do my best come hell or high water to deliver those letters.”