Intelligent Vampires

Intelligent design:

• Joe finds a computer and sees that the computer is irreducibly complex.


• Joe claims that because the computer contains irreducible complexity, it can be inferred that it was designed by intelligent vampires.


• Dan retorts "but wait. How do you know that intelligent vampires will create designs that are irreducibly complex?"

What Does Science Say About Vampires?

Are Vampires Real? Physics Professor Drives Scientific Stake Into The Heart Of Supernatural Myths:

As the weather cools and Halloween approaches, creaks in the stairs and scary stories become more believable -- but not to physics professor Costas Efthimiou.

The laws of physics and math debunk popular myths about ghosts and vampires, according to a paper published by Efthimiou and Sohang Gandhi last year.

Using Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion, Efthimiou demonstrates that ghosts would not be able to walk and pass through walls. Basic math disproves the legend of humans turning into vampires after they are bitten, Efthimiou explains, because the entire human population in 1600 would have been wiped out in less than three years.