Oh Jesus

God Has A Food Fetish

“He’s got a spoon full of Jesus.”

“…but how ‘bout the Virgin Mary in some salsa?”

“Is it a holy image, or a bucket of filth?”

“There’s a frying pan Jesus, from Texas.”

“This isn’t the only Jesus cheeto.”

“His name shall be Cheesus.”

“It’s a sign that people who ride motorcycles should believe in God.”

“Have you found Jesus in food?”

“Can you see Jesus in the sonogram?”

“I can see some John Lennon in there, but I can see Jesus as well.”