Did They Say Things?

Last night seemed rather surreal.

Presidential debates. Talking is out. Droning on and on incessantly, saying things you’ve said before, is in.

Barack Obam wore a flag pin, once again McCain did not. Bob Schieffer also wasn’t wearing one. This is important information. Is it not? At the very least it is important because it once was the Republican’s reason for existence. Now it appears that it no longer is. Symbolically they have given up. Except for Sarah Palin and her monstrous pin. Perhaps she and her monstrous pin will lead us to the promised land. Hallelujah!

John McCain’s eyes looked weird, like he was on some kind of stimulant to keep himself awake.

David Brooks looked like he was wearing way too much makeup. What a girlie man!

This guy is probably very happy today.

With all of this information, I’m ready to get out there and vote. Are you?