Saving Millions

From Here's Why by Turkana:

…I'd just like to say that if the board of any other failing bank is looking for a temp CEO, I'm willing to step up to the challenge. I'm even offering my services at a marked down bargain price of half what Fishman got. I promise to do absolutely nothing. Maybe just take long naps. Granted, I'm not even remotely qualified for the job, but I am ready, willing, and able to wing it. Which seems to be enough, these days, for just under half the population. And I guarantee I won't do any worse than Fishman did. If WaMu had only called, I could have saved them millions.