An Odd Thing

‘He’s possessed by a demon’: Man attempts exorcism on Ted Cruz during campaign event:

Two men with mirrors and a wooden cross interrupted a campaign event in Raymond, New Hampshire to perform an exorcism on Ted Cruz on Monday, saying that the Republican presidential candidate was “possessed by a demon.”

According to The Dallas Morning News, Cruz had just finished his stump speech when the men began shouting at the candidate.

The men, who declined to give their names, later explained to reporters why they had heckled the Texas Senator.

“We just had to get rid of the evil spirit. I hope it works,” one man remarked, motioning that he was sick to his stomach. “He’s very hard to be in the same room with. We had to exorcise some sort of disgusting evil spirit. There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at."

Think fast Ted:

“Usually lefties don’t believe in God,” Cruz quipped. 

Quipped? Cruz's remark is neither clever or witty. Also why can't "lefties" believe in demons while not believing in God? Maybe Cruz thinks God is a demon. Is Ted Cruz supposed to be the smart one? I don't remember.

I wonder which demon it is, is it Belphegor (His sacrificial offering is excrement, so it’s easy to summon him.) or Beelzebub, or some other demon? My guess is Belphegor.