George W. Bush Is Secretly Raising Taxes

I haven’t seen anything in the news about this, but it must be true. George W. Bush is raising taxes. How else can one explain the current state of the economy? When 200% of pundits and economists and post office workers say that we are in a recession, we are in a recession, right? At the very least, we know that my hairline is receding. And ever since Saint Reagan came down from the mountain with the wisdom of the “Holy Tax Cut” we have known that the “Holy Tax Cut” provides us with the “Good Economy”. Now we have the “Bad Economy”. You do the math. Satan has spoken to Dubya and he has decided to listen. The terrorists have won.