More Of What's Not In The Constitution

Memo to Mike Huckabee:

Hey Mike. If you ever become the president, remember you have to swear that oath. You know, it says that thing about “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." People forget about it because of that Bush guy, but that oath is still there, and so is the rest of the Constitution too.

Also Mike, these words and phrases are NOT in the U.S. Constitution (And we don’t want you changing it and putting them in):

1. god (even if it’s capitalized as in: God, it’s still not there, and you can’t use that argument that god is everywhere, he’s still not in the Constitution, sorry Mike).
2. abortion
3. gay
4. marriage
5. gay marriage
6. God's standards
7. pray
8. homosexuality
9. bible

And a reminder of what IS in the Constitution:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof… The First Amendment

Your good ol’ buddy,
Paul T.