Straight Talk From George W. Bush

Here is George W. Bush, endorsing John “The Tri-Bomber” McCain:

It's a man who cares a lot about the less fortunate among us. He's a President, and he's going to be the President who will bring determination to defeat an enemy, and a heart big enough to love those who hurt.

Why is George W. Bush our president? Is he really the best we could come up with? Does anyone even listen when he talks? Why wasn’t McCain rolling on the floor and laughing after Bush said this? When did McCain stop being a person and become a thing? Is McCain some sort of co-president already? What does Dick Cheney think about that? Why isn’t Bush “ the President who will bring determination to defeat an enemy?” Why do we have to wait for McCain? Could it be that it takes more than determination to accomplish something? Does McCain have his determination packed in a suitcase, ready to bring to “an enemy?” How can one equate “bomb, bomb, bomb” with love and a big heart? How stupid is McCain to accept an endorsement from Dubya?

These are all tough questions, but they’ve gotta be asked.