Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wanda Sykes On The Republican Convention

Comedienne Wanda Sykes:

Well, you know, I watched the convention. You know, watching the Democratic Convention, it felt like America. You know, it looked like America. It was hopeful and it was positive and, you know, everybody holding hands. And then I watched the Republican Convention. It was like watching a meeting in Dr. Evil's lair.

It was like all of the evil people got together, and they were having an evil board meeting.

And each of them, you know, at the board meeting all got up, and each one would tell their plan of how they're gonna, what they're going to do with the evil. And it was just so tense and scary. 'Cause you know those Dr. Evil board meetings, somebody gets it. You know, they usually --

Press the button and --

You go into a pile of alligators or something.

And I was tense, and it's usually the weakest one. And I figured that's why Bush didn't show up. He was -- Bush is, like, "I'm doing this via satellite," 'cause, you know, he was scared.

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