Dumbass Quote Of Note - John Hagee

"Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist." - John Hagee (from his book What Every Woman Wants in a Man/What Every Man Wants in a Woman: 10 Essentials for Growing Deeper in Love |10 Qualities for Nurturing Intimacy) Four and a half stars on Amazon, go figure. 

My guess is that Jeebus told him this joke.