Rush Limbaugh Is Fucking With My Mind

It's snowing outside. Climate change is a hoax.

Wait. It stopped snowing. Climate change is real.

Hold on, now it's raining. What does that mean?

Now it's snowing again. Climate change is a hoax.

Still snowing. Climate change is still a hoax.

It stopped snowing and the temperature is above freezing and all the snow has melted. Climate change is real.

It's snowing again. Climate change is a hoax... ad infinitum...